Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Not-Me Monday

I've seen these on other blogs, where on Monday you share some things that you did NOT do over the past week... but you really did them all. So I decided to give it a try.

And how fitting that I would NOT do my first Not-Me Monday post a day late, on a Tuesday. That is just NOT like me at all!

Let's see... today did NOT begin with me sending my husband out at 1:30 in the morning for eye drops, because my eye was NOT killing me due to some wicked allergies (I think!). Due to my eye, I did NOT not get to sleep until 2:30 am, and I did NOT sigh a dejected sigh when Nathan jumped out of bed a little before 7:00 with his usual chipper get-up-and-go attitude.

I am so NOT not a morning person!

I did NOT burn Steve's toast this morning and I most defiantly did NOT set off the smoke detector. It did NOT continue beeping for so long that my husband finally removed the battery. And I did NOT use the whole thing as evidence in my impassioned plea for a new toaster... which we did NOT get as a wedding present. (And by the way, it has NOT been almost 12 years since our wedding. No way!)

I have NOT used more than the recommended dosage of those eye drops so far this morning trying to soothe my irritated eye. That's just NOT something I would do!

And it is NOT 9:30 and I am NOT still in my pajamas and I am NOT sipping chai tea and I am NOT ignoring my to-do-list.

And that's my first Not-Me Monday post... and it's NOT a day late!


Erin Welch said...

You are hysterical, Grace! I'm laughing at your post--but not at the irritated eye, of course. Hope it's better soon.

Kimberly said...

I love this post, Grace! I will have to NOT post something myself!