Santa: Ho ho ho! And what would you like for Christmas, young man?
Nathan: I would like an electric guitar!
Santa: (glancing at me in confusion) What did you say?
Nathan: (a little louder) I said I would like an electric guitar!
Santa: (raising his eyebrows a bit) You want a guitar?
Nathan: (sighing loudly) No... I want an electric guitar!
Santa: (stammering a bit but trying to hold it all together) Well... what else would you like for Christmas?
Nathan: (surprised, but thinking about it) I only want one thing! An electric guitar!
At this point, Santa gives in and laughs out loud, gives me a wink, gives Nathan a coloring book, and sends him on his way with a hearty "Merry Christmas!"